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00:00:08:25.Watts.2001.DVDRiP.XViD-HLS
00:00:14:Creator : MEatEATeR|meateater@wp.pl
00:00:27:To our grandparents...
00:00:30:Montevideo. Saturday, 7:1 4 AM.
00:01:28:Yo, Leche.
00:01:58:Fucking dogs!
00:02:11:It comes off with water, Leche.
00:02:13:The shit comes off.|The curse stays.
00:02:15:-It's the other way round.|-ReaIIy?
00:02:18:It's good Iuck.|Hey, I'm a genius,
00:02:21:I stepped on dogshit. When|I was a kid they taught me...
00:02:23:that it's good Iuck.
00:02:24:-Who toId you that?|-My UncIe AIfonso.
00:02:27:The one that choked...
00:02:30:on an Easter egg?
00:02:31:Hard-boiIed egg.
00:02:33:A hard-boiIed egg.
00:02:34:With aII due respect, Seba,
00:02:35:wouId you beIieve|a guy Iike that?
00:02:37:Fuck you, Leche.
00:02:39:Stepping on dogshit is pIain|bad Iuck. It's a curse.
00:02:40:At Ieast 24 hours|of bad Iuck.
00:02:43:Shut up, dumb ass.
00:02:45:-What, you don't beIieve me?|-No.
00:02:47:Uh?
00:02:48:Uh?
00:02:53:I say it comes heads, ok?
00:02:56:-Number.|-Ok.
00:02:59:Leave it. It counts.
00:03:01:No, it doesn't.
00:03:08:TaiIs.
00:03:10:See?
00:03:12:You try now, Seba.
00:03:15:I say heads again.
00:03:17:TaiIs.
00:03:21:You're in deep shit,|aren't you, Leche?
00:03:26:I'm fucked.
00:03:31:Ok, see you.|I'm going to sIeep.
00:03:33:Hey, wait,
00:03:36:I bet...
00:03:38:I bet this Ioser|a beer...
00:03:40:Stone, paper, scissors, c'mon.
00:03:42:No way.
00:03:45:Go get one, then.|It's your turn.
00:03:48:My turn?
00:03:56:Loser!
00:04:16:Anything eIse?
00:04:19:$ 25.50
00:04:25:Thanks.
00:05:00:Where are you going, Javi?
00:05:01:-To get another one.|-Get me a cookie.
00:05:04:-Am I your servant?|-Uh?
00:05:06:Am I your servant?
00:05:08:C'mon, be a nice guy.
00:05:10:What?
00:05:11:Money, what eIse?
00:05:12:Hey, c'mon,|I'm broke.
00:05:15:Get a job, Ioser.
00:05:19:What's so funny?|Do you have a job?
00:05:21:I'm a student.
00:05:22:So am I.|Do I scratch my baIIs aII day?
00:05:24:I pass ItaIian and I'm|done with high schooI.
00:05:27:It's next Tuesday, right?
00:05:28:-It's on Tuesday?|-Monday.
00:05:30:And I stepped on dogshit.
00:05:32:Yeah, you shouId be|studying instead, Iayy ass.
00:05:34:I mean the exam is on Monday|and I'm cursed, dumb ass.
00:05:36:So the other five times you faiIed|the exam was dogshit too?
00:05:40:It's Iike a joke.
00:05:42:Right when I was about|to face Beatriy...
00:05:44:Fucking dogs.
00:05:46:Dogs?
00:05:49:I had a dream about dogs.
00:05:52:Good, Javi...|Ass kisser.
00:05:55:I dreamed about a dog|in a supermarket.
00:05:59:A dog in a supermarket?
00:06:02:Freud wouId say|you're a fag.
00:06:06:Yeah, reaIIy.
00:06:07:Why don't you dream|about tits and asses?
00:06:12:How Iong since you|watched a porn video?
00:06:14:I don't know.
00:06:19:What's that?|Dog shit?
00:06:23:+Dont ''shhh'' me!|-Cut it.
00:06:26:No, no.
00:06:28:C'mon. Let's go.
00:07:00:Yeah! Two # 329.
00:07:02:-Uh?|-Two #329 buses.
00:07:05:So what?
00:07:06:They crossed one|another in front of us!
00:07:08:We have to make a wish.
00:07:09:That's buIIshit.
00:07:12:It worked yesterday|with two 522s.
00:07:16:ReaIIy? What did you wish for?|Stepping on dogshit?
00:07:20:Just make a wish.|You have nothing to Iose.
00:07:41:What I have to do?
00:07:42:Do I have to bIow a match?|Of course.
00:08:00:Thanks, dude.
00:08:01:-You're a smart cookie.|-Sure I am.
00:08:04:I mean it, Javi.
00:08:05:If you don't start beIieving in this,
00:08:07:you can say ''good bye'' to sex|Iife, and ''heIIo'' to wanking.
00:08:14:Cut the crap.
00:08:16:Javi, Maria gave|you a hamster.
00:08:19:A hamster.
00:08:20:Do you know what that means|in girIfriends' Ianguage?
00:08:25:It means, ''I'm confused, etc...''|You're a dead man.
00:08:35:Did she reaIIy give|you a hamster?
00:08:38:Did you know hamsters|are very inteIIigent?
00:08:41:That's buIIshit.|Who said that?
00:08:42:Your...
00:08:44:-Yes, my UncIe AIfonso.|-AIfonso.
00:08:47:-So what?|-Uh?
00:08:48:What's up?
00:08:53:What did you wish for, Seba?
00:08:55:Can't teII you.|It won't happen if I do.
00:08:57:So now you|beIieve that buIIshit?
00:08:59:That's aII myth.
00:09:01:I wished for these two|bottIes to stand stiII.
00:09:05:And you?
00:09:07:That everything goes smoothIy.
00:09:09:With Beatriy or the exam?
00:09:12:Both.
00:09:13:I used Javi's wish.
00:09:16:Oh! That'II be a big heIp.
00:09:23:Look! They're standing stiII.
00:09:25:I'II ask her out after cIass...
00:09:27:an ''end of course''|kind of outing.
00:09:30:Once at the bar,|I go ''Beatriy,
00:09:33:what do you say if now...
00:09:37:...that you're not|my tutor anymore...
00:09:41:-Shut up, dumb ass.|-Uh?
00:09:43:You were in kindergarten and she|aIready had hair down there, schmuck.
00:09:47:Just because your girIfriend...
00:09:49:is about to dump you,|doesn't mean...
00:09:51:I can't get some.
00:09:53:-You're sick.|-Uh?
00:09:54:Hamster.
00:09:55:You are a waste of time.
00:09:58:What are you doing, idiot?
00:10:00:Leave him aIone.|She gave him a hamster.
00:10:03:Time to rock!
00:10:05:What's up, dudes?|AII neat?
00:10:09:AII neat, Hernan?
00:10:10:''AII neat'' you said?
00:10:13:You shouId ask me|permission to say ''aII neat.''
00:10:15:I brought the ''aII neat''|from BrayiI 4 years ago.
00:10:17:I was the one who|started that trend.
00:10:19:But I'II Iet you use it, Seba.|Where do you come from?
00:10:21:Never saw you again|after the bar.
00:10:23:From nowhere.
00:10:24:We went to ''La cueva de Vicente''|and then came back here.
00:10:26:Who was pIaying?
00:10:27:''Venganya ToIengo'' and...
00:10:29:-''Motivos''|-''Motivos Navidenos''
00:10:32:I had to go|to Laura's.
00:10:34:Hadn't she|dumped you?
00:10:36:Yeah. But she|had my bike...
00:10:39:I had to fix it.
00:10:41:The chaine was short.
00:10:43:But she didn't|reaIIy dump me.
00:10:45:We are cooI.
00:10:47:We had to spIit...
00:10:48:because of|a karma probIem.
00:10:50:Sure, karma.
00:10:51:No, you don't get|the karma stuff.
00:10:53:Do you want me to expIain it?|It's reaIIy important.
00:10:56:No, I have to work.|I'm sIeepy.
00:10:57:SIeepy? I know a yoga|technique to stay awake.
00:11:00:It's reaIIy cooI.|Once, at Cape PoIonio,
00:11:03:it kept me awake|for seven,
00:11:05:eight days without sIeeping.|It was great.
00:11:08:On the seventh day|I started receiving,
00:11:13:these energy messages|from the moon.
00:11:16:Im so dumb. Ive to|have make a wish.
00:11:18:Now I wiII|get haIf of each wish:
00:11:20:Beatriz wiII teII me Im cute but|sheII go back to her boyfriend...
00:11:23:And III pass the written part,|but faiI at the oraI...
00:11:25:In fact...
00:11:26:So I teII Hector I don't|come to work...
00:11:29:because I registered for coIIege...
00:11:30:And then I teII dad I cant|go to coIIege because...
00:11:34:I got another job...
00:11:35:And to Maria...
00:11:36:They were standing right there,|straight up, they were not faIIing.
00:11:39:Stupid bottIes.
00:11:40:You cant teII|others your wishes.
00:11:43:UncIe AIfonso was right.|He wouId teII me,
00:11:46:''Seba...''
00:11:47:...and then PauIo|shows up and says...
00:11:49:''Why don't we do a|happening' or something...?''
00:11:51:So I'm writing it,
00:11:53:but in my head...
00:11:55:If I put it on paper|I'II kiII the magic.
00:11:58:-TotaIIy.|-I got it here.
00:11:59:Do you want me|to teII you about it?
00:12:01:Sure, man.
00:12:02:Hang on...
00:12:04:Hang on a second...
00:12:06:


00:12:09:AsshoIe!
00:12:12:Who is it?
00:12:14:Open your burgeois minds!
00:12:26:What time do you have|to work tomorrow?
00:12:29:Tomorrow? You mean today.|In a few hours.
00:12:35:You know, I was thinking,|and I came up with...
00:12:40:a great idea for you.
00:12:42:to quit your job.
00:12:44:-ReaIIy?|-Yeah...
00:12:48:Uhh...
00:12:49:What idea?
00:12:51:I can't remember now...
00:12:54:but it was a good idea.|ReaIIy good.
00:12:57:Good, keep trying, Leche.
00:12:59:What is it?
00:13:01:Do you want to spend aII|your Iife driving that car?
00:13:04:''We are open 24 hours''|You are such a Ioser...
00:13:11:AsshoIe!
00:13:18:You don't pIay with this, idiot.
00:13:22:You don't pIay with this, idiot.
00:13:24:Why not?|A piano wiII faII on my head?
00:13:26:Hey, Javi...
00:13:30:Fuck!
00:13:36:The cigarette!
00:13:41:What shouId I do|with you, Javier?
00:13:44:-Fire him, Dad!|-You shut up!
00:13:47:Javier, you are Iike|a son to me.
00:13:50:You want me to say it?|I'II say it:
00:13:53:''You are Iike a son to me.''
00:13:56:So, why do you|do that to me?
00:14:00:Do what?
00:14:01:''Do what?''
00:14:03:Do you think|I'm stupid?
00:14:08:Do you think I don't|know what you...
00:14:09:and your friend ''CheIe''|did the other day?
00:14:18:''Leche''. His name is ''Leche.''
00:14:20:I don't give a fuck.
00:14:25:I just know he's|a stupid asshoIe
00:14:28:who has shit for brains and he|is fiIIing your head with shit too.
00:14:31:I care about that!
00:14:32:Don Hector, how are you doing?
00:14:36:You know, I was thinking|the other day...
00:14:40:and came up with this|great idea for your business...
00:14:54:-Fire him, Dad!|-You shut up!
00:14:57:Look, Javier, this is|your Iast chance.
00:15:02:I want you here|at 5 pm.
00:15:05:WeII groomed, and|determined to succeed.
00:15:10:-He had to work the noon shift!|-You shut up!
00:15:13:Look at me.|How did I start?
00:15:17:-Say it, say it.|-Handing fIyers.
00:15:21:-That's right. Where?|-At the City HaII Square.
00:15:23:I was a ''sandwich man.''|Look at me now. What do you see?
00:15:27:Success, Javi.|Success.
00:15:32:So... I want you|here at 6 pm.
00:15:35:Go, get some rest.
00:15:38:6 PM? Didn't you say|5 PM?
00:15:41:At noon!
00:15:42:WouId you shut up?
00:15:44:Be a nice kid. Ok? Go, go.
00:15:54:And you? What are|you waiting for?
00:15:57:A ride home?
00:16:00:Get your Iayy ass|out of here!
00:16:13:-Are you stupid?|-What's wrong, kid?
00:16:16:''Don Hector.|I have a great idea!''
00:16:18:What's your probIem?
00:16:20:''Driving schooI and advertising|on wheeIs, aII in one.''
00:16:23:-You're so stupid.|-You don't get it.
00:16:25:Driving schooI and advertising on|wheeIs is a great business idea.
00:16:27:You get someone|to drive the car...
00:16:29:whiIe you pIay the commerciaI.
00:16:33:Look.
00:16:36:This must be one of your ideas.
00:16:37:How do you know|it's mine?
00:16:40:Because it is a 25 Watts one.
00:16:44:AsshoIe.
00:16:49:Fuck off.
00:16:54:Easy.
00:17:27:Square root of 77?
00:17:35:''Did you know hamsters|are very inteIIigent?''
00:18:15:How are you doing, champ?|Hi, Mr. Duarte.
00:18:20:-How are you doing, champ?|-Hi, Mr. Duarte.
00:18:39:So, hows schooI?
00:18:42:SchooI is aII right.
00:18:43:So, how's schooI?
00:18:46:SchooI is aII right.
00:18:50:-Everybodys weII at home?|'-Yes, IuckiIy.
00:18:53:-Did you step on...?|-Yes, IuckiIy...uh?
00:18:57:Yeah...Some foIks say|it's good Iuck.
00:19:08:The smaII farmers foundation has|started scientific research on appIe,
00:19:12:...peach, orange and pear trees.|Next year the research...
00:19:17:...WiII aIso incIude|berries and kiwi.
00:19:22:The foundations steering|committee...
00:19:25:...Decided earIier this week|to fund new programs...
00:19:35:AIe: Im gone to the beach.|III be back on Monday.
00:19:38:Do your study and Iook after grandma,|bIah, bIah, bIah... Kisses, Mom.
00:19:42:PS: Beatriz caIIed to|canceI todays cIass.
00:19:46:Fuck!
00:19:49:Fucking dogs!
00:19:53:In an eftort to heIp smaII|farming companies...
00:19:56:buy new equipment.
00:20:00:Union Ieaders met with|the Secretary of AgricuIture...
00:21:23:I'm coming!
00:21:30:Grandma, did you|not hear the beII?
00:21:48:-AIe.|-Don't caII me AIe. I'm Leche.
00:21:52:-I knew you were home.|-Yes, yes.
00:21:54:-Put on a record.|-No.
00:21:57:-''Manson.''|-Manson has tits.
00:22:03:-I went out with my cousin yesterday.|-ReaIIy?
00:22:07:Good.
00:22:09:We drank beer.
00:22:11:You can't drink|beer, right?
00:22:13:Because of the piIIs.
00:22:16:How much did you drink?
00:22:18:One bottIe.
00:22:23:I gave him piIIs and|he gave me beer.
00:22:26:-Who?|-My cousin.
00:22:29:We bought|a supermarket cart.
00:22:32:-Yeah?|-Yeah.
00:22:33:-How much?|-I don't know. My cousin paid.
00:22:36:-You stoIe it.|-Yeah.
00:22:38:And it was a|very high pIace,
00:22:40:and my cousin wouId sing... ''fIy|birdie, fIy, and the dog aIso fIies.''
00:22:44:What?
00:22:46:-What happened, Gerardito?|-I don't know.
00:22:50:What happened?
00:22:51:Have you seen|my dog UIyses?
00:22:54:I know your dog.|What happened to UIyses?
00:22:57:We don't know.
00:22:59:Remember what happened|to your other UIyses? -Yes.
00:23:03:-You remember?|-Yeah.
00:23:05:-Did you Iike that?|-No, you didn't.
00:23:06:-Did you Iike that? No.|-Put on a record.
00:23:09:-What do we have to do then?|-I don't know.
00:23:11:-What do we have to do?|-I don't know.
00:23:14:-We shouId go Iook for him, right?|-Yes.
00:23:17:Let's go.
00:23:19:Kiss grandma.
00:23:24:So, what are you|doing now?
00:23:26:-We'II go Iook for UIyses.|-You'II go Iook for UIyses.
00:23:29:What happened to your forehead?
00:23:31:Nothing. I feII.
00:23:41:The Iady downstairs|asks if this shoe is yours.
00:23:44:Yeah.
00:23:46:Thanks.
00:23:51:How's it going, grandma?
00:24:01:You reaIIy Iove this shit.
00:24:25:Son, open the door.
00:24:31:Open the door, Javier!
00:24:53:What were you doing?
00:24:55:Having Iunch with ''AIfonso''.
00:24:57:You said you wouIdn't|give it a name.
00:25:00:I named him AIfonso|because he's kind of sIow.
00:25:05:You're eating dog food again, Javi?|It's not good for either of you.
00:25:13:This is ''the ideaI suppIement|for an insufficient intake.''
00:25:20:And it tastes good.
00:25:24:-Try it.|-I don't want to.
00:25:26:-Try it...|-Cut it, I don't want!
00:25:34:We need to taIk.
00:25:37:We are taIking.|Or this is pIaying goIf?
00:25:41:I'm not in Iove|with you.
00:25:45:I just don't feeI the same
00:25:47:I feIt the other times.
00:25:51:-And what do you feeI?|-Right now?
00:25:53:No, the other times.
00:25:55:I don't know. You know...
00:25:57:-No, I don't.|-Yes, you do.
00:25:59:Give me a metaphor.
00:26:04:Let me see... A roIIer coaster.|The way you feeI on a roIIer coaster.
00:26:07:They cIosed|the roIIer coaster.
00:26:09:They reopened it,|asshoIe.
00:26:13:Let's say you are on the|Big WheeI, high up there.
00:26:15:You know how|you feeI...
00:26:18:Like fIoating.
00:26:20:-No, I never ''fIoated''.|-Me neither.
00:26:25:It's not Iike that, but|it's kind of Iike that.
00:26:30:So, what do you feeI|for me right now?
00:26:34:I reaIIy care about you.
00:26:35:But it's not what|it used to be.
00:26:37:I do have feeIings,|but...you know...
00:26:41:-Kind of a Mary go Round.|-Fuck off.
00:26:48:-Kiss me.|-No way.
00:26:53:-C'mon... Kiss me.|-No way, Javi.
00:26:54:You smeII Iike dog.
00:26:57:Ok, I'II brush my teeth.
00:27:35:And you, Javi?|What do you feeI?
00:27:38:-Right now?|-Yes.
00:27:40:Dog smeII.
00:28:05:CLOSED DUE TO DEATH|IN THE FAMILY
00:28:09:Fuck!
00:28:17:''MY NAME IS ULYSES|AND I'M MISSING''
00:28:23:Two hundred...
00:28:27:Ready. 200 copies, kid.|Do you want a bag?
00:28:30:Hey, kid!
00:28:40:-Hey, Pitufo. AII neat?|-Yup.
00:28:42:What was Gerardito doing?
00:28:44:Leche's neighbor?|He made 100 copies.
00:28:49:-What happened to Sandia?|-Why?
00:28:52:There's a sign|on the video store.
00:28:55:No, he went to|get hot dogs.
00:28:57:He has another sign:
00:28:58:''Sorry. We are experimenting|technicaI difficuIties.''
00:28:59:That's when he's
00:29:01:taking a dump.
00:29:02:ReaIIy?
00:29:05:Is he going|to be out Iong?
00:29:07:No. Wait around.
00:29:08:Do you know this?
00:29:10:The Guinness Book|of WorId Records.
00:29:11:I've got the book, the magayine...|Everything.
00:29:14:We'II be the first|Uruguayans in the book.
00:29:17:Who?
00:29:19:Kiwi and I.
00:29:21:''Io sono, tu sei, Iui e''...
00:29:25:Io sono, tu sei...
00:29:28:...Iui...
00:29:30:es...
00:29:32:''E''.
00:29:34:Io sono. Tu sei. Lui...
00:29:36:Luis...
00:29:38:e...
00:29:44:-What's the record?|-Around 15,000.
00:29:47:But we'II beat it.
00:29:50:And that's just the beginning.|Then we'II do a coupIe...
00:29:54:of taIk shows ''HoIa Susana'' ...
00:29:56:and ''Sofovich''|in Buenos Aires...
00:30:00:Then ''Don Francisco''|in Miami...
00:30:03:And then doors wiII open.
00:30:05:And finaIIy the Guinness book.
00:30:07:Awesome...
00:30:08:Let me see... I want to see|if my uncIe is here.
00:30:13:Your UncIe AIfonso?
00:30:14:Yes, he was a genius.|He ate 150 hard-boiIed eggs.
00:30:17:ReaIIy.
00:30:18:ActuaIIy 1 49... He|swaIIowed them. Like this.
00:30:21:But the Iast egg did him.
00:30:25:He choked on it.
00:30:26:With aII due respect, Seba.|What a dumb ass.
00:30:29:Fuck you, Pitufo.
00:30:53:HeIIo, Beatriz?...uhh...|Its Leche, aII neat?
00:30:56:No... Uhh... Beatrice?|Leche here. Whats up?
00:31:13:Beatrice.
00:31:15:Beatrice, tutto bene?
00:31:18:Leche here...
00:31:20:I was thinking about...
00:31:21:My mom toId me...|...Maybe you couIdnt...
00:31:30:Grandma, onIy haIf of that one.
00:31:39:Beatrice... Ok, c'mon...
00:31:44:Shit.
00:31:48:Beatrice... uh...
00:31:56:+HeIIo.|-HeIIo.
00:31:57:Hey, Javi, what's up?|Who are you with?
00:31:59:Hamster.
00:32:01:-Oops. I'II caII you Iater.|-Good.
00:32:05:Who was that?
00:32:07:Nobody. Some chick.
00:32:14:I can't find...
00:32:17:my bra.
00:32:20:Look under the bed.
00:32:24:It isn't.
00:32:26:Check if the remote|controI is there too.
00:32:31:How Iong has it been|there, asshoIe?
00:32:34:3, 4 days, I don't know.
00:32:41:Cut it out, Javi.|It's over.
00:32:48:-Take ''AIfonso''.|- It's for you.
00:32:52:He Iikes you.|Take it.
00:32:56:I'm out of here.
00:33:08:Is Sandia coming|anytime soon?
00:33:10:Hang on.
00:33:14:How's Leche doing?
00:33:16:-EI Leche?|-There he is.
00:33:18:He's obsessed with|his ItaIian exam.
00:33:20:He has a crush|on his teacher.
00:33:24:His teacher?
00:33:26:His private tutor.|Some chick.
00:33:29:Huh.
00:33:32:-HeIIo.|-Kiwi!
00:33:35:Ready to go on T.V.?
00:33:37:Sure.|The sky is the Iimit.
00:33:40:Hey, today's Saturday,|don't you have a match?
00:33:42:Are you crayy?
00:33:44:Didn't you know?
00:33:45:He's been suspended|for punching a referee.
00:33:47:Yeah, suspended...
00:33:48:But check this out.
00:34:02:At the tone, the time wiII be...|4: 16 p.m.
00:34:06:Thanks.
00:34:22:Essere verb.
00:34:26:Mother fucking verb...
00:34:28:''Io sono...tu sei...Iui e...''
00:34:34:...io sono...tu sei...Iui ''se''...
00:34:38:''e''...
00:34:41:''e''...
00:34:44:tu sei, Iui e...
00:34:46:-Are you keeping count?|-Yup. 126, 127 ,128
00:34:51:What was the record?
00:34:52:15,953. HoId on,|I'II get there.
00:34:55:Uh... Sure.
00:34:57:HoId on... Iook... I'm|getting there...
00:35:00:Bye, dude.
00:35:04:-Look, here's an Uruguayan.|-Look At that.
00:35:29:I care about you, Javier.
00:35:31:If I teII your dad...
00:35:33:you were in the|car with those junkies...
00:35:35:he'II kick your ass.|You know that.
00:35:38:-Just fire him, dad.|-You shut up!
00:35:41:I've thought about|firing you,
00:35:44:but your dad wouId kiII you.
00:35:47:But I'm a good guy.
00:35:50:You know I'm your friend.
00:35:52:-Your friend. you Iisten?|-Yes, I know.
00:35:55:PuII over here.
00:35:58:JoseIo and I|are getting off.
00:36:06:Lui e...
00:36:14:''Distinguishedetti since 1892 at|the scientifice congressetti of...
00:36:21:Parisetti, Genevetti,|Chicagotti and Montevideo...''
00:36:25:AII buIIshitte, et cetera, and|go fucketti your motheretti.
00:36:38:Look...
00:36:39:What are you doing here?|Get Iost.
00:36:42:Fire him, dad.
00:36:45:He's not a bad kid,|just a IittIe raw.
00:36:49:Too much muscIe and|no brains. Anyway...
00:36:53:Iet's taIk about work.
00:36:55:Drive around|the neighborhood...
00:36:57:pIaying the pasta|commerciaI.
00:37:00:Nice commerciaI,|isn't it?
00:37:03:Around 10...
00:37:05:you take the car|to RoIo's garage.
00:37:09:And you pick it up|at 6 am tomorrow.
00:37:13:6:00 am, is that cIear?
00:37:15:You'II go to the town|of Las Piedras with JoseIo.
00:37:19:I have a gig there,
00:37:21:a commerciaI|for a bakery.
00:37:24:Ok?
00:37:25:Wait a moment!
00:37:28:And don't Iet|me down...
00:37:30:or I'II teII your dad.
00:37:35:And don't go out tonight.
00:37:40:Go to bed earIy.
00:37:43:Concentrate. Like a|soccer pIayer, ok?
00:37:47:Bye, see you tomorrow.|Don't Iet me down.
00:39:25:Shit.
00:39:36:''Io sono,
00:39:39:tu sei, Iui e.''
00:39:42:Iui e, Iui e, Iui e...
00:39:49:Hey dude...
00:39:51:Is there a video store|around here?
00:39:52:-A video store?|-Yup.
00:39:54:-Must be Sandia's...|-Yup.
00:39:56:-Two bIocks this way...|-Yup.
00:39:59:Hey...|Aren't you Gepetto?
00:40:02:Yup.
00:40:03:Do you remember me?|Marmota's brother.
00:40:06:Two bIocks, and then?
00:40:08:Right away.
00:40:09:A sharp Ieft...
00:40:11:Didn't you work as|a royaI guard?
00:40:12:Yup, but they fired me.
00:40:14:-How come?|-Voices.
00:40:16:Two bIocks|and a sharp Ieft?
00:40:18:Voices?
00:40:25:Voices...
00:40:26:in my head, get it?
00:40:31:You're standing there.
00:40:34:8 hours a day.
00:40:35:You can't taIk,
00:40:37:you can't move...
00:40:39:You can't do anything. So...|What do you do?
00:40:42:-I don't know.|-So?
00:40:44:-I don't know.|-You think.
00:40:46:You think a Iot.|AII the time.
00:40:51:And then your head starts|thinking by itseIf, get it?
00:40:55:-ReaIIy?|-Sure.
00:40:57:You think a Iot.
00:40:59:And one day the voices start.
00:41:02:BIah, bIah on one side,|bIah, bIah on the other side.
00:41:07:I don't beIieve you.
00:41:08:That's tough.
00:41:13:And then... Simon came.
00:41:16:A voice.|Like a Sergeant.
00:41:19:-A Sergeant?|-No, a voice.
00:41:22:Simon says:
00:41:25:Dance!
00:41:27:Simon says:
00:41:28:Dance!
00:41:29:But you...
00:41:32:can't move, you're|a royaI guard.
00:41:37:Like a statue.
00:41:39:And then aII|the schooIchiIdren.
00:41:42:Thousands of them|with their teachers.
00:41:46:And the wiser ones|teII you things:
00:41:49:Stupid cop.|Fucking stupid cop.
00:41:56:And then Simon kicks in.
00:41:59:Simon says: hit the|suckers, kick them.
00:42:03:-Did you kick them?|-No, but anyway...
00:42:10:And a royaI guard scream|is something eIse.
00:42:15:And the IittIe boy|was in shock.
00:42:20:His father wants|to sue me.
00:42:22:-ReaIIy?|-Yup.
00:42:26:AIright, Gepetto.|See you around.
00:42:31:Bye.
00:42:34:What?
00:42:35:What did you say?
00:42:36:-What?|-What?
00:42:38:-Did you caII me?|-Nothing.
00:42:40:-Did you say something?|-No.
00:42:43:See you, dude.
00:43:12:+HeIIo?|-Uh... HeIIo. CIarita?
00:43:15:Yes, whos this?
00:43:17:AIejandro,|Marisa's son.
00:43:19:AIejandrito!|You sound Iike a man.
00:43:23:-How are you?|+Good, good. Thanks.
00:43:26:+Did you want to taIk|to your tutor?
00:43:28:Yes, is Beatriy in?
00:43:30:No, you just missed her.
00:43:34:But she said|shed caII you.
00:43:36:-WouId you know where she went to?|+LaIos, I think.
00:43:39:But they had broken up...
00:43:42:TeII me about your grandma.|What a wonderfuI woman.
00:43:44:So vitaI,|so optimistic.
00:43:48:I aIways think of her.
00:43:51:What a charming|woman.
00:43:54:We used to get together for tea...
00:43:57:-I brought your stuff.|-I don't want it.
00:44:14:Look everybody,|here's Maria's bra!
00:44:16:You just Ieft It there...
00:44:23:Oh, poor thing. You're|not taking care of him.
00:44:27:It doesn't pIay dead, doesn't|do anything. It's a pain.
00:44:30:You are a pain.
00:44:49:Hey, that tape is mine.
00:44:52:Uh?
00:44:54:-That's my tape.|-No, it's mine.
00:44:57:You gave it to me.
00:44:59:I gave you back your things,|now the tape is mine.
00:45:20:-That tape is mine.|-Uh?
00:45:23:-That's my tape.|-No, it's mine.
00:45:26:You gave it to me.
00:45:29:Get out of here, kid.|Don't touch.
00:45:34:Get out of here!
00:45:37:Don't bother me.|Can't you see I'm pIaying?
00:45:43:Fuck!
00:45:45:Hey, sir, this kid here|is bothering me!
00:45:48:I knew you were|going to Iose.
00:46:00:Did you order|a piyya?
00:46:02:Yeah, but that|was an hour ago.
00:46:04:I got a hot dog|in the meantime.
00:46:06:Sorry. I'm new|in the job...
00:46:08:and don't know|the streets too weII.
00:46:10:That piyya must be|coId as shit by now.
00:46:13:Sorry, I had no idea.
00:46:15:It's 36 pesos.
00:46:16:-36?|-Yes.
00:46:20:Here, keep the change.
00:46:22:Thanks, man.
00:46:27:What did you say?
00:46:28:-What did you just say?|-What?
00:46:30:-What did you just say?|-What? I said nothing...
00:46:31:Who did you caII|a fucking cop?
00:46:32:I said nothing!
00:46:33:You caIIing me a fucking cop,|stupid whaIe?
00:46:36:Come here,|come here!
00:46:53:What's up, grandma?
00:46:57:Dear housewife, do you know where|you are getting Sundays pasta?
00:46:59:Of course, at Your Majesty.|Your Majesty pasta factory...
00:47:04:...a guarantee of fIavor|and distinction...
00:47:07:Your Majesty pasta factory,|and enjoy your Sunday Iunch.
00:47:18:Dear housewife, do you know where|you are getting Sundays pasta?
00:47:22:Of course, at Your Majesty.|Your Majesty pasta factory..
00:47:27:...a guarantee of fIavor|and distinction...
00:47:29:...Your Majesty pasta factory,|and enjoy your Sunday Iunch.
00:47:35:Fucking piyya-man.
00:47:37:Look at this piyya,|it sucks.
00:47:39:Take it easy, Sandia.
00:47:42:Forget about it.
00:47:45:Did you know there's onIy one|Uruguayan in the Guinness book?
00:47:49:I had no idea.
00:47:51:The guy cIapped his|hands for 5 days.
00:47:54:Non-stopping.
00:47:58:And what was|he appIauding?
00:48:05:I'm going inside...
00:48:07:Ciao.
00:48:12:Go for it, Kiwi.|Keep going!
00:48:23:Do you know what|the probIem is?
00:48:25:PeopIe don't reaIiye that sex|is the aII what matters.
00:48:27:This kid was teIIing|me the other day...
00:48:31:about this Freud thing.|You know Freud?
00:48:35:It's aII about fucking.
00:48:39:That's what peopIe have|on their minds: Fucking.
00:48:41:PeopIe are crayy.
00:48:43:You think so?
00:48:45:That's why porn|movies are the truth.
00:48:48:That's reaI Iife.|AII those sugar-coated,
00:48:52:fiction fIicks|are buIIshit.
00:48:55:That's why I watch porn.|It's not for the babes.
00:48:58:Porn movies|are reaI Iife.
00:49:03:They show things|as they are.
00:49:05:They caII things|by their name,
00:49:07:even when it hurts.
00:49:10:I know what|I'm taIking about.
00:49:14:I've been there.
00:49:16:Do you know|what I did for Iove?
00:49:19:Do you know how hard|I tried to faII in Iove?
00:49:27:Everything, I did everything.|Forget about it.
00:49:36:Hey, Sandia,
00:49:39:I've never seen a porn fIick.|are they good?
00:49:43:Get a comedy, Seba.
00:49:45:Yeah, but I don't feeI|Iike Iaughing today.
00:49:51:I'd Iike a porn one.
00:49:53:Get one with the Trinity guy.|This one, ''DoubIe TroubIe''.
00:49:57:Everybody takes it.
00:50:00:You'II enjoy it.
00:50:01:Yeah, but I don't know...
00:50:02:Trinity, the one|with the fat partner.
00:50:05:Yeah, but I don't reaIIy|feeI Iike Iaughing.
00:50:07:I'd Iike...
00:50:08:But this isn't|about Iaughing.
00:50:10:-No?|-No, no,
00:50:11:it's an adventure movie.
00:50:16:How about something|kind of porn?
00:50:22:-There's no ''kind of porn''|-No?
00:50:25:Do you want it with|fucking or no fucking?
00:50:29:I don't know...|with fucking.
00:50:33:Look here.
00:50:37:There's good stuff here.
00:50:39:First cIass.
00:50:42:Yeah, cooI.
00:50:45:Here's a Swedish one.|This one is good.
00:50:47:The Swedish are good, right?
00:50:50:This one is French.|It just got in. Good stuff.
00:50:54:The French are|good too, right?
00:50:56:What do I know?
00:50:58:But I won't understand|anything they say.
00:51:01:What's there to understand?
00:51:03:I don't know...
00:51:04:There's nothing to ''understand.''
00:51:06:There's nothing to ''understand.''
00:51:07:-ReaIIy?|-Just get it and watch it.
00:51:11:Which one do you want?|Which one,
00:51:19:the Swedish or the French?
00:51:21:Uh... the Trinity one.
00:51:23:The one with|the Trinity guy?
00:51:27:-It's out.|-It's out?
00:51:30:It's out.
00:51:34:No, no. Don't|touch the cataIog.
00:51:36:Don't touch the cataIog.
00:51:37:Okay, then, give me|the Swedish one.
00:51:49:Javi... have you thought|about tomorrow?...
00:51:52:Then you thought about Maria.|Another Sunday without Maria...
00:51:56:...a guarantee of suftering|and depression...
00:51:58:Keep pIaying games with Maria,|and have a great Sunday, Ioser.
00:52:12:Beatrice...
00:52:14:HeIIo.
00:52:16:No, I aIready have cabIe TV.
00:52:27:Guess who.
00:52:29:Guess who.
00:52:30:I don't know.
00:52:31:-Guess who.|-Get out of here.
00:52:33:It's me, stupid, RuIo.
00:52:34:The RuIo, dude.|What's up?
00:52:37:Aren't you Marmota?
00:52:39:No, I'm his brother.
00:52:41:Marmota Jr.?
00:52:43:Marmota Jr!|How are you doing?
00:52:45:I haven't seen
00:52:47:Marmota in five years.
00:52:49:I have been|''doing time''.
00:52:51:Sure...
00:52:52:In prison, idiot!|Marmota Jr.!
00:52:54:You've grown up.|Where's Marmota?
00:52:57:In the United States, studying.
00:52:59:Big time crook|your brother!
00:53:02:Marmota Jr.!
00:53:03:-Here|-You're wrong.
00:53:05:What's up?|Marmota Jr.!
00:53:07:-Okay, see you.|-Where are you going?
00:53:09:Home.
00:53:10:-I give you a ride. Come.|-No, no.
00:53:12:Marmota Jr., c'mon.
00:53:14:No, it's just two|streets away.
00:53:15:You are RuIo's friend.|RuIo drives you home.
00:53:18:C'mon, Marmota Jr. HoId this,|Marmota.
00:53:21:Marmota Jr.,|what a crook.
00:53:23:You go straight here...
00:53:25:Hey, Marmota Jr.
00:53:27:You know what|we're doing now?
00:53:29:We're going to get|some stuff for tonight.
00:53:30:-But I was going home.|-Marmota Jr!
00:53:33:I toId you, I aIready|have cabIe T.V.
00:53:58:Bo, dumb ass,|how did you break it?
00:54:00:I toId you, I tripped|with the cord.
00:54:03:Respect, my ass!
00:54:08:And if Beatrice'd caII you?
00:54:11:I'II caII her. She's not home|untiI 9:00 pm anyway.
00:54:14:What do you care?
00:54:15:Wasn't I too|young for her?
00:54:18:I'm not toasting.
00:54:21:Don't cheers. Drop here.
00:54:33:Where's Seba?
00:54:39:Smoke, Fede, smoke!
00:54:42:Marmota smokes pot and has a porn|video on him. What a kinky boy!
00:54:47:Look at that!
00:54:48:Oh man.
00:54:51:Get it? I touch here, I get the ItaIian|channeI and I study watching TV.
00:54:57:Your cabIe TV ''system'' sucks.|You don't see shit.
00:55:00:Uh? It's cabIe TV|and I get it for free.
00:55:05:It sucks.
00:55:08:Wow, hamster boy here,
00:55:10:who is about to say|good-bye to his sex Iife...
00:55:12:says cabIe TV sucks.
00:55:15:Let me teII you, cabIe TV|is better than any girIfriend.
00:55:18:Than anything eIse.
00:55:19:Guaranteed entertainment 24/7,
00:55:22:356 days a year.
00:55:25:365, idiot.
00:55:29:Hamster.
00:55:31:-Right there. What did you touch?|-Uh?
00:55:33:-What did you touch?|-Nothing.
00:55:35:Now it's gone.|Stand right there.
00:55:37:You'II be the antenna, I'II teII|you what's on the screen.
00:55:42:There's Moe, eh?
00:55:44:-There's Moe.|-Yes, yes.
00:55:45:There's Moe.|Moe is the Ieader.
00:55:47:Moe hits CurIy in the head...
00:55:48:with a hammer.
00:55:50:CurIy turns around and hits Larry|in the stomach with a frying pan.
00:55:53:Larry is in pain.
00:55:55:Now Larry tries|to get back at Moe...
00:56:01:Yo, antenna man, stand stiII.
00:56:03:Shit.
00:56:04:What can we do?
00:56:11:ShouIdn't you be working?
00:56:14:Yup.
00:56:16:So?
00:56:18:So what?
00:56:21:Give me a break.|Who are you, Mr. Roger?
00:56:26:Grandma,|your hand...
00:56:27:Grandma.
00:56:36:They'II fire your ass.
00:56:39:Uh?
00:56:42:Hector is going|to fire you.
00:56:45:You just mind your exam.
00:56:46:I have everything|under controI.
00:56:49:Of course, at Your Majesty.
00:56:52:Your Majesty pasta factory...
00:56:59:Dear housewife: do you know where|you are getting this Sundays pasta?
00:57:03:Of course, at Your Majesty.|Your Majesty pasta factory,
00:57:08:a guarantee of fIavor...
00:57:16:-Door beII.|-You go.
00:57:21:I can't.|I'm surfing channeIs.
00:57:25:C'mon, get the door.
00:57:29:Hey, it's your house.
00:57:31:I cIeaned your carpet|the other day, kid.
00:57:34:You drop the ashtray,|you cIean the carpet.
00:57:36:Yeah, but it was your house.
00:57:48:Two out of three.
00:57:50:You Iose.
00:57:51:C'mon, two out of three.
00:57:54:Go.
00:57:55:Three out of five.
00:57:58:C'mon.
00:57:59:You're sick.
00:58:00:C'mon, you chicken,|three out of five.
00:58:02:That's the way it is...|even in the U.S.A.
00:58:04:In tennis it's three|out of five too.
00:58:06:Three out of five.
00:58:08:You're so Iame.
00:58:12:Oops, where do you|think you're going?
00:58:27:Who was it?
00:58:31:Who was it?
00:58:34:No one, I toId you.
00:58:37:Some asshoIe pIaying|ring and run.
00:58:46:Last stop Marmota!|C'mon.
00:58:51:Get something to eat.
00:58:52:Ciao, Marmota.
00:59:02:Change that.
00:59:03:Change that.
00:59:04:This is great.
00:59:06:Change that, schmuck.
00:59:20:Look! Leave that on.|Go back.
00:59:24:Right there.|Yes.
00:59:26:Yes, yes, yes.
00:59:27:-Who's that?|-The guy from ChiPs!
00:59:31:What was his|character's name?
00:59:33:He's doing a ''Lose|Fat Fast'' commerciaI.
00:59:35:It was something|with a ''P''.
00:59:37:It wasn't Pictorino.
00:59:39:Hey ''ChiPs'',|don't do that to me.
00:59:41:What was his name?
00:59:48:No, no. Now you|go and think.
00:59:52:Hey, asshoIe, can't you go|around the other way?
00:59:55:It's four steps|shorter this way.
01:00:04:Hey Seba,
01:00:06:what was the name of the|dark-skinned guy from ''ChiPs''?
01:00:10:ArnoId.
01:00:12:No, stupid.|The guy from ChiPs.
01:00:14:Remember ChiPs?
01:00:15:I remember ArnoId.
01:00:35:-ShouId we Iight this?|-CooI.
01:00:38:-Is Seba stiII in the can?|-Yup.
01:00:41:What did he take?|He's yoned out.
01:00:43:More so than my grandma.|And you've seen my grandma.
01:00:46:Yeah. She's kind|of embaImed.
01:00:50:Hey, aII neat?
01:00:52:-How did you get in?|-The door was open.
01:00:54:You won't guess what|just happened to me.
01:00:59:You found uncIe|AIfonso's karma.
01:01:02:No, siIIy, this was|totaIIy weird.
01:01:04:You were raped by|your own karma.
01:01:06:I won't teII you if|you're not interested.
01:01:08:-No, we're not.|-Now that's nice!
01:01:18:I came here earIier but|you guys weren't in...
01:01:20:so I said, ''I'II go up to the|rooftop and smoke some grass
01:01:23:untiI Leche comes''...
01:01:25:Guess who was|in the eIevator?
01:01:26:Your neighbor,|the sIow one.
01:01:29:Gerardito is not sIow,|hes difterent.
01:01:31:Are you friends with Leche?
01:01:34:Like brothers.
01:01:35:Me too.
01:01:37:The kid was weird.|He was Iike Iooking for a dog...
01:01:41:and then he goes,|''Whats in there?''
01:01:43:What's in there?
01:01:44:Nothing, just the rooftop.
01:01:46:I've never been to the rooftop.
01:01:48:And guess who|was in the rooftop?
01:01:51:-Gerardito's karma.|+No, stupid. The dog.
01:01:55:UIyses!
01:01:56:Uh? What was UIysses|doing in the rooftop?
01:01:58:Something to do with Gerardito's|cousin and a song about a bird.
01:02:01:Uh?
01:02:02:I dont know, but the|kid was so excited.
01:02:04:And I mean so,|so excited.
01:02:07:I had to give him|some pot...
01:02:09:to get him out of it.
01:02:10:Smoke.|Here, smoke kid.
01:02:12:You gave Gerardito pot?
01:02:14:Hey, he reaIIy Iiked it...
01:02:17:He got reaIIy stoned.
01:02:19:He smoked Iike this...
01:02:21:How can you give Gerardito pot,|you sick fuck?
01:02:23:Hey, he was reaIIy happy!
01:02:25:He freed himseIf. He Iet aII...
01:02:29:his energy out, you know.
01:02:31:He was totaIIy happy.
01:02:33:He was so high he was fIying.|Jumping and screaming Iike crazy.
01:02:36:It reaIIy hit him.
01:02:39:But then he... Iike,|staIIed.
01:02:41:He got stuck.
01:02:43:Stuck?
01:02:45:Yeah, I don't know, Iike,|weird, you know. Stuck.
01:02:47:What do you mean|''stuck'', man?
01:02:50:What happened?
01:02:52:He was shaking,|his eyes were roIIing.
01:02:55:I don't know.
01:02:56:That's a seiyure, you asshoIe.|Gerardito is epiIeptic.
01:02:59:ExactIy.
01:03:01:His mom said|something Iike that.
01:03:04:What? You took|him to his mom?
01:03:06:What was I supposed to do,|throw him off the roof?
01:03:09:He's a human being, man.
01:03:11:Let his mother|take care of him.
01:03:13:But don't say anything|about the grass...
01:03:15:or she'II kiII me.
01:03:16:They shouId Iock you up.|You're a son of a bitch.
01:03:19:That's a very bad vibe, dude.|I'm out of here.
01:03:23:See you Iater Leche.|Good bye.
01:03:29:How couId he give|Gerardito grass?
01:03:42:Seba, your Iegs.
01:03:47:Was I in the can|for two hours?
01:03:53:Hey, dumb, what|did you smoke?
01:03:55:I don't know,|it Iooked Iike pot,
01:03:57:but it hit you ten|times stronger.
01:04:00:They caIIed it|firewords.
01:04:03:WouIdn't it be|fireworks?
01:04:06:And how did the|''firewords'' hit you?
01:04:08:How did it hit me?
01:04:18:I don't know,|it makes you see stuff.
01:04:22:Yes, stay there.|Go back, go back.
01:04:26:Oops, it's 9:00 pm.|I have to caII Beatriy.
01:04:29:Wait up, I'II go with|you and get the car.
01:04:32:Why don't you caII|her from here.
01:04:34:The phone is broken.
01:04:36:ReaIIy, how come?
01:04:38:How come?|You don't know?
01:04:40:You were so high you|hit me with the teIephone.
01:04:44:And tried to strangIe his|grandma with the TV cord.
01:04:46:Get out of here.
01:04:48:Wait, you stay and|watch over my grandma.
01:04:50:She can't be|Ieft by herseIf.
01:04:53:No, pIease man. She|scares me, reaIIy.
01:04:56:If she makes weird|noises unpIug her.
01:04:58:And there's tits on channeI 15.|You've never seen any.
01:05:03:Man, Leche, if she dies I|have nothing to do with it.
01:05:09:Yo, this is a commerciaI.
01:05:11:Your probIem.
01:05:15:-Hi, Barragan.|-Hi, Leche.
01:05:24:-Are you going to be Iong?|-Very.
01:06:09:USE INSTRUCTIONS
01:06:33:+HeIIo.|-Beatriy?
01:06:35:+Leche! come vai?|-''Bene, bene.''
01:06:39:-You say, ''bene'' right?|+Yes, ''bene''.
01:06:41:I tried to caII you.|Is your phone out of service?
01:06:43:Yes, my grandma|tripped on the cord...
01:06:46:Poor thing.
01:06:47:Know What?|I got cabIe TV.
01:06:49:Good.
01:06:50:Look, Im sorry about|canceIing the cIass...
01:06:52:...I had to heIp LaIo|move to his new pIace.
01:06:55:Ive been kind of busy.
01:06:57:I thought you and LaIo|had broken up.
01:06:59:Yeah, kind of. I dont know.|Yes and no.
01:07:03:You know, I think you shouId|take some time to think.
01:07:05:Yeah, maybe... I dont know...|...Anyhow,
01:07:07:how are you coming...
01:07:10:with the exam prep?
01:07:11:-WeII, ''cosi, cosi.''|+Cosi, cosi.
01:07:14:Remember I cant give|you any more Iessons.
01:07:17:Did my mom give you the Iist|of things to go over?
01:07:20:Yeah.
01:07:21:She's very cooI, your mom.
01:07:22:Yeah, she is.|And she Ioves you.
01:07:24:She wants to hook|me up with you.
01:07:26:+Can you imagine?|-Can you imagine? Yeah.
01:07:29:AIright, Leche.|I have to get going.
01:07:32:-Are you going out?|+Yeah...
01:07:35:I think III go to ''Magenta''|with friends.
01:07:37:+You are going to study, right?|-Yeah, sure, yeah.
01:07:39:-You know, I got cabIe TV.|+Yes.
01:07:44:-And there's an ItaIian channeI.|+Yes.
01:07:48:-ChanneI 41 .|+Yes, I know.
01:07:50:-They speak ItaIian aII the time.|+Sure.
01:07:52:So I thought, instead|of having a cIass, uh...
01:07:54:maybe you wouId|want to come over...
01:07:56:and we couId|watch ItaIian TV...
01:07:58:And you?
01:07:59:Yeah, Leche, you know,|if you have any questions,
01:08:03:you can write them down and then|you can caII me and ask me...
01:08:05:Oops, the door beII. Gotta go.|That must be LaIo.
01:08:08:Bye, sweetie.|Kisses, ciao.
01:08:52:-Where is the car?|-Out there.
01:08:59:-Did you caII her?|-Yup.
01:09:04:And?
01:09:07:You know...
01:09:09:I was better pIaying|Space Invaders.
01:09:12:Space Invaders?
01:09:14:I had it on my Atari.
01:09:17:What? Did you|have an Atari?
01:09:19:Javi, did they give|you an Atari?
01:09:22:An Atari? No.
01:09:24:An Atari? No.
01:09:37:Eight baII.
01:09:38:Fuck.
01:09:46:What are you doing, pervert?
01:09:49:Are you stupid?
01:09:51:It's okay, man.|She's asIeep.
01:09:53:Okay my ass, stupid.|Grandma, come this way.
01:10:00:She's asIeep, Leche.|She doesn't understand.
01:10:03:You don't understand,|asshoIe.
01:10:07:Seba...
01:10:09:You reaIIy beat your UncIe|AIfonso with this one.
01:10:13:Shut up, idiot.
01:10:19:So now you're into...
01:10:22:touching your privates|next to a grandma.
01:10:25:Fuck off.
01:10:27:You aIways Iiked her, huh?
01:10:32:Feet off the tabIe, kids.
01:10:36:Let's go. It's Iate.
01:10:59:Seba, Iet's go to ''Magenta''.
01:11:04:Is Magenta any good?
01:11:06:You have|nothing to Ioose.
01:11:08:Magenta?
01:11:10:Hey, hoId it, dude. That's|not nice. I'm totaIIy happy.
01:11:14:HoId it!
01:11:15:''AII you need is Iove... ''|Fascists!
01:11:21:Not in this Iife.
01:11:23:-C'mon, Beatriy is going.|-So?
01:11:26:And she's bringing|two girIfriends.
01:11:28:ReaIIy?
01:11:30:Are they hot?
01:11:32:Hot enough for the|Iikes of you guys.
01:11:34:Leche, have you|ever thought...
01:11:37:that whiIe you were watching|Underdog Beatrice aIready...
01:11:41:-Who was it?|-Jean MichaeI Hamster.
01:11:49:-Where are you going, man?|-Bathroom.
01:11:54:-''Beatrice.''|-''Hamster.''
01:11:57:And what's with you?
01:12:09:Beatrice...
01:12:11:Io sono...tu sei...|Iui ''se''...
01:12:20:Beatrice...
01:12:22:Lui ''e''.
01:12:26:-Grayie.|-Prego.
01:12:40:-Five days?|-Five.
01:12:43:-What was he appIauding?|-I don't know.
01:12:47:Good.
01:12:55:Hey kids,|I'm out of here.
01:12:57:What are you ...?
01:12:58:Now this is grand!
01:13:00:Fede! How are you doing?|What is he doing here?
01:13:02:Remember him? He was|at your pIace today.
01:13:05:He's RuIo's friend.
01:13:07:You remember?
01:13:08:How are you kids doing?
01:13:09:I'm Chopo. You know, Iike ''Pocho''|speIIed backwards, right?
01:13:13:This is Menchaca.|These are the kids.
01:13:15:AII neat?|Yeah...
01:13:17:AII neat.
01:13:18:What happened to|your head, champ?
01:13:20:-Nothing, I feII.|-Oh, you feII.
01:13:23:You know, I was|admiring your jacket.
01:13:25:-Very nice.|-Take it off.
01:13:27:-Show him the jacket.|-Yeah, give it to me.
01:13:29:Give it to me.
01:13:30:-You want to try it on?|-Yes, I do.
01:13:33:You know how|I Iong for this jacket...
01:13:37:I want to show Menchaca|how it Iooks on me.
01:13:42:Menchaca, am I|a duke or what?
01:13:44:Cut it out, Iet's go|get the stuff, c'mon.
01:13:46:You're right.|Don't get mad.
01:13:49:Menchaca was teIIing me|to go get some ''stuff''.
01:13:50:You get my driII?
01:13:53:Very good stuff.
01:13:56:WouId you want to invest,|say, 200 pesos?
01:14:01:No, I had enough|for today.
01:14:03:You had enough?
01:14:06:This guy, he's the king|of InternationaI porn...
01:14:08:and he's backing up|for onIy 200 pesos.
01:14:13:Sorry, but...
01:14:14:Excuse me,|I'm not taIking to you.
01:14:15:I'm taIking to Fede...
01:14:17:''Seba'', I'm Seba.
01:14:18:-200 pesos is a Iot.|-200 is nothing.
01:14:20:200 is nothing for|what I can get you.
01:14:23:Yeah, but no, thanks.
01:14:25:You don't understand|what I'm taIking about.
01:14:27:You give me 200 pesos and I'II|get you something incredibIe,
01:14:29:right, Menchaca?
01:14:30:Look at Menchaca.|He's so happy...
01:14:32:ShouId we give them...?
01:14:37:100, 150...200 pesos.
01:14:40:BeautifuI.
01:14:42:You stick with me|and we deIiver.
01:14:45:We're friends,|you and me.
01:14:48:You're friends with RuIo,|you're friends with Menchaca.
01:14:50:We won't fuck you over.
01:14:51:Stick with us, we're going|to get you some stuff.
01:14:54:This stuff is,|Iet me teII you,
01:14:56:is very good stuff.
01:14:59:It's a good stuff.
01:15:01:I'm not taIking|buIIshit here,
01:15:03:right, Menchaca?
01:15:04:Gotta go now.|I'II see you in...
01:15:08:uh... two minutes.
01:15:09:-Hey, the...the jacket.|-Don't touch me.
01:15:12:-What?|-Don't touch me.
01:15:13:You don't have to touch.
01:15:14:-What do you want?|-The jacket, you know...
01:15:16:Let me expIain something here...
01:15:20:Let's say...Menchaca,
01:15:22:Chopo, jacket, chicks.
01:15:25:Are you getting my driII?
01:15:27:We go to the neighborhood wearing|the jacket, the girIs see me and go...
01:15:29:Oh, Menchaca, Chopo.|CooI.
01:15:32:Let me show off|a IittIe, okay?
01:15:34:You know, I'm kind of coId.
01:15:36:''I'm kind of coId,'' huh?
01:15:42:Okay, if you're friends|with RuIo and Fede here,
01:15:45:we're famiIy.
01:15:48:We'II see you|in two minutes.
01:15:50:See you.
01:15:53:Are they friends of yours?
01:15:56:I don't know.
01:15:57:TeII me...
01:15:59:are they friends|of yours or not?
01:16:00:Yeah, I think they're|friends with my brother.
01:16:03:There goes our money.
01:16:05:Trust them.|They just Ieft.
01:16:07:And they're friends|with ''Fede'' here.
01:16:09:Fuck off, dude.
01:16:12:They won't come back.
01:16:18:Let me have a puff,|Leche.
01:16:20:Ask Javi.
01:16:22:Are you upset?
01:16:25:-Fuck you, ''Fede''.|-Fuck you.
01:16:27:You're the one|who said ''yes''.
01:16:29:I did?|I asked you guys...
01:16:31:and you said ''yes''.
01:16:33:What did you expect, with those...
01:16:36:two faces standing there.
01:16:41:What's so fucking funny?
01:16:43:We just Iost our money.
01:16:45:No probIem, Leche|pays, anyway.
01:16:48:Sure.
01:16:49:We spent our money|in the ''good stuff.''
01:16:51:Go fuck yourseIves...
01:16:54:-The money!|-What?
01:16:57:My fucking money!
01:16:59:C'mon, dumb ass!
01:17:04:Fucking kids!
01:17:07:You fucking|did me, fuckers!
01:17:30:CouId I just go in to see|if my girIfriend is there?
01:17:32:It's 100 pesos.
01:17:36:Just one second.|In and out.
01:17:38:Sure. 100 pesos and|you get a free drink, man.
01:17:41:-''Thanks'', dude.|-''You're weIcome'', dude.
01:18:09:-Who did it?|-That one.
01:18:12:Hey!|Stop it!
01:18:14:I didn't do anything!
01:18:19:Stop, he's a|student of mine!
01:18:21:-Leave him aIone!|-AsshoIe!
01:18:23:He's a student of mine!|Stop it!
01:18:28:Beatrice...
01:18:29:You piece of shit!
01:19:26:That's my tape.
01:19:33:Don't be upset, LaIo. It's|just a ride to his house.
01:19:36:He has no money.|Look at him.
01:19:39:I just asked him not to|throw out in the car.
01:19:41:-You heard that, man?|-Yes.
01:19:43:-Are you sure?|-He said yes.
01:19:46:Ok, I didn't hear him.
01:19:49:Leche, you schmuck,
01:19:52:why where you|throwing bottIes?
01:19:53:I didn't do it, Beatriy. I swear.|It was someone who...
01:19:56:ShouIdn't you be studying?
01:20:27:No.
01:20:33:-How's AIfonso?|-Dead.
01:20:36:What?
01:20:36:He choked on that shitty|food you gave him.
01:20:42:Oh weII,
01:20:44:ciao.
01:21:14:Are you sure?
01:21:15:Yeah, I feeI Iike waIking.
01:21:17:-Are you reaIIy sure?|-Yeah.
01:21:19:Let him go, Beatriy.
01:21:20:WeII... Bye.
01:21:26:Hey, Leche!
01:21:28:You dropped|this matches back...
01:21:30:there in the fIoor.
01:21:33:Good Iuck on Monday.
01:21:38:Uh...
01:21:48:Io sono, tu sei, Iui e...
01:24:46:You're fired!
01:26:38:Where's Seba?
01:26:41:Wasn't he with you?
01:26:42:Marmota Jr.|big time crook!
01:26:45:PIease, stop here!|You're going the wrong way!
01:26:58:-Five days?|-Uh?
01:27:00:-Five days?|-Yup.
01:27:05:What was he appIauding?
01:27:09:I don't know...
01:27:14:Maybe that it wasn't Sunday.
01:27:34:Fucking dogs!
01:27:50:HAiL to A DRunK TeaM!|::MEatEATeR
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