JSEMTS搜尋引擎
 

Hey fellas

now here it comes

Type your COCKY & FUNNY lines here in
(other PICKUP LINES are also welcome, ofcourse ;)


and !!RENAME!! the ver.nr. behind the file
to a !new version number!.


If you dont add something to the file, DON'T RENAME ANYTHING,
just leave THE NEWEST FILE (version number) you can find
in your share and !DELETE THE OLDER ONES!.



ALWAYS TYPE YOUR STUFF ONLY TO THE !NEWEST VERSION FILE! YOU CAN FIND HERE.

P.s. allways put the file on RELEASE status so it can spread very good.





Add the "########" Line

the NEW "vers. nr." (v1.1... v1.25... v1.39...)

the "PLACE"

a "DESCRIPTION" (if needed)

and "THE LINE"

if you want "YOUR INITIALS" or "NAME"


please use the following form of doing this:


############################################################################
v1.01

baker's shop (or any other Shop or store)


allways ask what does this cost and then say
"DAMN THATS VERY EXPENSIVE!!! "
ofcourse in a OVERLY SARCASTIC and DRAMATIC way,
dont know why, but the Girls allways start to giggle at this moment and love this,
then you can ask what hers favorite and then buy the complete opposite of what she said *gg, thats great (if you make the whole thing in a funny way.

by MCM


###########################################################################
v1.02

Hair stylist


say to your hair stylist at any point if she washes your hair or something
"DAMN your Hands are ICE COLD !!!" at this point she always start to complain
"NOO THEY ARE NOT COLD BLA BLA BLA ..."
then you just GRAB her Hand look her in the eyes (smile lightley) and say
"Ofcourse they are!"
"i hope i'll get some discount for this..."
and grin (;

by John from Georgia







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